DeathMonkey 2006: The Ultimate Rally

Have you ever wanted to feel free with motor between your thighs and wind blowing to your face, while you are driving through the most beautiful part of Germany? Have you ever smuggled garden gnomes to France? Have you ever ridden Skyteam Monkey? 2006 summer the toughest rallye ever will be ridden from Helsinki to Gibraltar. 3500km.

Have you ever wanted to be a part of something epic?

What?

Longest rally with Skyteam Monkey ”motorbikes”. Ever. Bikes are small, but men will be big. A race for madmen. Or women, if they are crazy enough.

When?

Start is from Helsinki 30.6.2006. Winner will probably reach Gibraltar by 10th of july.

Where?

From Helsinki to Gibraltar. Each Monkey is on its own. Tales will be told of those who will fall.

Why?

Life is too short. Although motorsports are boring as hell to watch, participating in them is rewarding. This time the race will be harder than ever. Anyone can drive From Helsinki to Gibraltar with a car. That is just boring. To drive it with a motorbike is just bourgeous.

To drive it with Skyteam Monkey (<50cc bike) is heroic. And we want to live and die as heroes.

First DeathMonkey in Gibraltar wins.

Money and financing:

This trip will cost just as much money as each and every Monkey is willing to invest in it.

Participating is its own reward. If our support group is able to find interested sponsors and milk something out of them, funds will be used to make it a bit more expensive. You're still going to use all the money you have, but in this scenario you'll get more beer for your money.

Interested?

Contact Joe Suicide (joe@suicidesurfers.org) for more information.